Trump remembers when rock was young
He and Elon had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Tesla and a place of his own
But the biggest kick he ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock.
And so are the immigrants moved into the Florida Detention Camp…Alligator Alcatraz.
The camp surrounded by mosquitos, snakes and gators…the typical MAGA crowd…is located in an Everglades airfield.
The state says the installation is critical to support the federal government’s immigration crackdown.
The site has a goal of 5,000 beds by July….during the active season of hurricanes. Not to worry, FEMA chief David Richardson does not know that the USA has a hurricane season and so, they do not exist…unless directed by a Presidential sharpie.
Most inmates relocated to Alligator Alcatraz will have it better than at the San Francisco prison. They won’t have to spend a lot of money to tour the place where Al Capone spent time.
Instead, it is possible they will have to go pick the oranges left behind by the immigrants afraid to go to work.
Yes, they won’t be able to live for free. They will have to work for their internment. Enforcement to guarantee workers for the fields of rotting fruits. The American way.
While Stephen Miller, the White House deputy chief of staff makes millions off of palantir.
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